Gravity as a service
Moves entire oceans twice a day. Has never asked for credit.
raggi.is presents
MOON
The original satellite. No setup, no subscription,
4.5 billion years of uninterrupted uptime.
Engineered by no one.
Perfected anyway.
Fully renewable lighting
Runs entirely on borrowed sunlight. The bill has never arrived.
No moving parts
Apart from the whole thing, travelling at 3,683 km/h. Details.
Silent operation
Guaranteed. There is no air. There has never been a complaint.
Right now.
Live figures, computed locally. The Moon does not phone home. Neither does this page.
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metres away
From the centre of the Earth, and counting. It is leaving us at 3.8 cm per year. No reason was given.
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Current charge. Recharges on a strict 29.5-day cycle. Cannot be hurried.
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seconds of uptime
No downtime recorded. Eclipses are scheduled maintenance.
Tech specs.
- Diameter
- 3,474.8 km
- Comfortably hand-sized at sufficient distance
- Mass
- 7.342 × 10²² kg
- Ships free
- Surface area
- 3.79 × 10⁷ km²
- Matte finish throughout
- Gravity
- 1.62 m/s²
- You, but 83% lighter
- Day length
- 29.5 Earth days
- One sunrise a month. Savour it
- Temperature
- −173 °C to 127 °C
- Bring layers
- Water resistance
- Untested
- Seas included, water sold separately
- Ports
- None
- Courage
- Colours
- Grey
- Also grey
What they're saying.
Extremely dependable. We schedule everything around it and it has never once been late.
Great for howling.
Beautiful. But I walked home last night and it followed me the entire way.
Worth the trip.
Blocked the Sun in the middle of my afternoon. No warning apart from centuries of precise astronomical tables.
We tried competing. We are a potato-shaped rock the size of a city. It has not been easy.
One Moon.
Still available?
Every empire in history has looked up and wondered. Now it's your turn to be told no.